| >> | Shydale Четверг 04 Дек 2014 22:11:12 Чт 04 Дек 2014 22:11
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Вчерашняя тема(Celestia schools Luna in a bowling Ball eating contest) для 30min art challenge породила очередной поехавший фетиш в фэндоме.
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Princess Celestia + strange eating habits in general is just a really great headcanon…
I mean, her eating lots of cake is basically canon (though that’s not weird by any means… but it shows she definitely likes to eat and to indulge!)
Think about it though… she’s ancient; she’s been around for over a thousand years. That kind of life span is sure to give a pony some eccentricities. The norm gets boring after a few hundred… the tiniest spark of curiosity about eating unusual things could easily blossom into a secret (or not so secret) affinity over time.
And combined with her magical nature and power as an alicorn… it’s not hard to believe she’d be a lot less likely to have problems from it than regular mortal ponies would. She can probably even digest indigestible objects by willing her body to deal with them.
I bet if you asked her to tell you about all the unusual things she’s consumed over her centuries, she’d be unable to list them all, because it would be a very extensive list… a little of everything, and a lot of some things, maybe.
Bowling balls are a wonderful shape for her to wrap her mouth and throat around (since she has plenty of practice and she’s good at it.) - they’re big enough to really give her a lot of sensation as they’re worked down. They have no corners or edges to scrape her esophagus, and she’d enjoy a little blush from tonguing the holes (why DO they have holes in this universe anyway? :P Maybe by royal decree…) and they’re heavy enough that she can feel them at every step of the way, even after they’ve come to rest in her belly. She’d probably love the way the heft of the bowling ball(s) would bounce and sway inside her as she moved, and the way they’d press on and massage her reproductive organs from the inside if she flopped down on her haunches… And how multiple swallowed balls would click and clack together, audible even from the outside.
I bet she liked bowling pins too, even though they’re light and by themselves wouldn’t feel like much once inside - however, after swallowing a full set of pins, and could take a ball or two and really feel the oblong shapes poking pleasantly inside as they were jostled and herded around by the heavy balls. :3
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Some ponies go to Sugarcube Corner for a treat, but i bet Tia goes to the bowling alley. When Alley Way sees her coming she knows it’s going to be an expensive royal visit… but then, who is she to refuse the princess and her eccentric needs? She probably keeps a lot of extra stuff in storage for such occasions.
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Picture Celestia treating herself to a cake… making a pig of herself and devouring the whole thing, a slice at a time. Then, she savours a couple of bowling ball chasers… sighing and getting a little aroused as they settle within her, mushing her full belly of masticated cake mush around… then she’d go for a walk, to “burn off those calories” and more importantly, to feel the heavy weight swaying with each step, sloshing and mixing the cake inside her like giant spherical gastroliths. And by morning, even they’d be digested… and the magical pony wouldn’t gain any weight at all, that is… unless she wanted to.
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Maybe Tia would try to get Luna into “bowling” as well… she’d love to have someone who could share that strange habit with her… she’d tell luna how cool it would feel to rub their bellies together and feel their balls bumping through the padding of their flesh… but Luna would probably just think she was a big weirdo.
Being the little sister though, maybe she’d humour Tia; or at least try. But i bet she wouldn’t be very good at it. :P
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